Every symptom? Really Deuce?

This weekend I went to see the movie "What to expect when you're expecting". Not only did I see the movie, I also read the book. I am flabbergasted. Now I don't remember every detail from my first pregnancy because well it happened sooooo long ago but I do remember that I didn't have nearly as many symptoms with my son Jalen as I do with little Deuce. If you go through the trimester list, I promise I have had EVERY pregnancy symptom that has been discovered by man. *cough* WOMAN! I tell you no lie. If there is a symptom, I have it. If I don't think I have it (like the lady in the movie who accidentally pisses on herself) don't worry, I'll have it. Unfortunately. I've had

*sore breasts
* green and blue veins
* extreme fatigue
* food aversions
* morning(hell ALL day) sickness
* nausea
* swollen breasts
* cravings
*constipation (and may I add...I have NEVER had this before)
* chills
* hot spells
* emotional outbursts
* gas
* a heightened sense of smell
* headaches
*inability to sleep
* the urge to pee ALL of the time
* horny days and don't touch me nights LOL

and now I'm pissing on myself

Talk about embarrassing.  Talk about long winded! Seriously I just got tired from even typing all of that.  Except for a little nausea, I did not experience ANY of that with my son. Little Deuce is taking me through it. My sister, the doctor, says that I'm experiencing all of this because Deuce is a girl. We shall see. All I know is I'm really looking forward to my second trimester.